Wallets... only meant to hold cash for a VERY short amount of time.

Madeline: "Dad, will you take me to the Disney Store today?"

Me: "Maybe. Do you have $$$$?"

Madeline: "Yep."

Me: "Will you buy me something as well? That's my fee."

Madeline: "You're crazy, dad."

Me: "I know. And keep in mind, you're from MY gene pool."