Friday, November 22, 2013

Thanks, Bill Watterson!

Rachael got a pretty decent boo-boo on her scalp tonight... while we were cleaning/doctoring it tonight, here was the conversation:

Rachael: "What is that?"

Wife: "It's just a cotton swab with some peroxide, it won't hurt."

Rachael: "OK, what is that?"

Wife: "It's just a band-aid, sweetie, it won't hurt."

Rachael: "OK, what is that thing?"

Me: "It's a cattle prod. It hurts a little less than a branding iron."

Wife: "You! Outside!!!"

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