He's already doing better than I ever will... and he's only 5.

My 5-year-old son just got a postcard in the mail asking him to come to a "prospective member" meeting at the Hershey Country Club this weekend. 

I think I'll take him just to see the look on the clerk's face when we sign in. 

(Who knows? Maybe if Ryan gets in, we'll all be able to use their facilities. Maybe they have a "Riff-Raff Only" pool.)