Me, to the kiddos while driving: "The NEXT PERSON who asks me if we're going to the Disney Store is going straight home and to bed for the rest of the day!!!!"
Wife: "Hey Erik, are we going to the Disney Store???"
Saturday, November 23, 2013
Gotta play by the rules
Me: "OK, we're playing the Quiet Game 'til we get to the store!"
Madeline: "What's the Quiet Game?"
Me: "You're out!"
Madeline: "What's the Quiet Game?"
Me: "You're out!"
With a baseball bat!
*Sigh* - The moment all parents fear... we dread this day unlike any other. Weddings, graduations, first dates, first ride on a bike, etc. None compare to this.
Yes, my kiddos finally discovered "Peanut Butter Jelly Time" and are singing it ad nauseum.
Yes, my kiddos finally discovered "Peanut Butter Jelly Time" and are singing it ad nauseum.
Spelling bee
Me: Rachael, how do you spell "Rachael"?
Rachael: "R-a-c-h-a-e-l"
Me: Good! How do you spell "Ryan"?
Rachael: "R-y-a-n"
Me: Good! How do you spell "Erik"?
Rachael: "D-a-d-d-y"
Me: Awwwww... how do you spell "Michelle"?
Rachael: I don't know. Is that Mommy?
Rachael: "R-a-c-h-a-e-l"
Me: Good! How do you spell "Ryan"?
Rachael: "R-y-a-n"
Me: Good! How do you spell "Erik"?
Rachael: "D-a-d-d-y"
Me: Awwwww... how do you spell "Michelle"?
Rachael: I don't know. Is that Mommy?
Hitchcock would've been proud...
Birds had built a nest on a wreath on our front door. I disposed of that nest late last night (don't worry, animal lovers, it wasn't completed and no eggs).
This morning, my car was subject to their method of revenge. And, I swear, they all must've gorged on Mexican food beforehand.
This morning, my car was subject to their method of revenge. And, I swear, they all must've gorged on Mexican food beforehand.
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